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While my hometown has two casinos, it is no Las Vegas — by any means. However, there is one common link between Niagara Falls, Vegas and most big cities, for that matter. All big cities have horny people in them. The world needs to laugh at itself, my friends. This whole thing could have been avoided had Tom Roth read my blog. So without further adieu, here are some sentences that should never escape your lips whilst conversing with a hooker.
Yes, I stole that comeback from the motion picture Highlander. And yes, it was totally worth it. But you should never follow my example, kids. Not everyone is cut out to play in my league. It came from a Bostonian goofball who was traveling with a dozen of his buddies. They were waiting for an elevator when the young lady crossed their path. My apologies. He can even stay in the closet if it makes you feel better! Trust me, hookers do not care for surprises.
At least, the smart ones do. I mean, I assume you went to university.. To be a porn star like Jenna Jameson? Picking myself off the ground from laughing, and most thankful that I will never use any of these lines. In Cuba once I got the come on from a pair of identical twin hookers. Two things. One, I was with my wife. They were identical twin dwarfs. Bet even you never saw that, Hook. I really liked Cuba, even though it was full of Canadians whingeing there was nothing in the shops.
They use the same line for Lake Charles, Louisiana casino. A fellow Highlander fan!! I knew there had to be at least ONE other person who liked Highlander! You are an awesome writer, with mastery over delivering humour. Satisfaction in arms and orifices! So, tell me again, you heard these lines passing by elevators? That could be a useful tip. Thanks for the red light district no nos.
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